While my religious beliefs are just that - my own - I can, and do, appreciate humor. Even religious humor found amid church billboards trying to coerce us in their doors. The following is a collection of real-world examples found along the roads of the Midwest:
GOD ANSWERS KNEE-MAIL
GOD WORKS IN THE LOST AND FOUND DEPARTMENT
YOU TAKE ETERNITY: SMOKING OR NON-SMOKING?
CONSIDERING CATHALOSIM? HERE’S A SIGN
FORBIDDEN FRUIT CREATES MANY JAMS
TRY OUR SUNDAYS. THEY ARE BETTER THAN BASKIN-ROBINS.
“DON’T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE” – GOD
WHAT PART OF “THOU SHAULT NOT….” DIDN’T YOU UNDERSTAND – GOD
KEEP USING MY NAME IN VAIN, I’LL MAKE RUSH HOUR LONGER – GOD
PREVENT TRUTH DECAY, BURSH UP ON YOUR BIBLE
WAL-MART ISN’T THE ONLY SAVING PLACE!
Seen in front of a church promoting Sunday morning coffee/donuts: Je-ho-va’s Java
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I remember jotting some of these down...I'm glad to see "Jehovah's Java" made the list.
I saw another funny one recently: "Who's your daddy?"
Seriously.
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